Saturday & Sunday 10am-2pm
Best Brunch Served by Drag Queens
-Westword 1999
Home Page

Petticoat Bruncheon

Egg Rou(lade) McClanahan $9.00
Baked egg & cheese soufflé rolled up with various fillings (ask your server for today’s). Served with house potatoes, rock the house biscuit, & fruit.
Mexican Benedict Arnold $9.50
Our signature dish. Poached eggs on a bed of roasted green chiles & spinach over pineapple cornbread & smothered with our creamy chipotle sauce. Served with house potatoes & fruit.
The Dr. Seuss (green eggs & ham) $8.75
Basil egg salad & grilled sausage rolled up in a tortilla with red onions, tomatoes & greens. Served with house potatoes & fruit.
Sally Fields of Greens $9.00
With spiced nuts, pear wedges & gorgonzola.
Add meat (turkey, salami, ham or roast beast), $2.00
The Salmon Rushdie $10.25
Bagel & Lox, complimented with dill, tomatoes, red onion, lemon, capers & fruit. With cream cheese, of course.
Bananarama Waffles $8.25
Banana waffles with fruit, real maple syrup & whipped cream. Extra maple syrup, $1.00
The Slim Shady Rest $7.75
B&G’s scallion & cheese biscuits topped with orgasmic asiago cream gravy. Have some smoked sausage with that! $1.25
The Annie Hall (Granola-Dee-Dah) $8.00
Homemade granola with toasted oats, nuts, sunflower seeds, coconut, cranberries, apricot, raisins. Served with cow’s milk. Add yogurt or rice milk, $.75 Add fresh fruit, $2.00
The Sean Penne $8.75
Award-winning mac & cheese with thyme & onion essence. Comes with a healthy salad (eat your ruffage!)
The Cheesy (Eric E)Strada $8.95
A baked casserole layered with sourdough, baked eggs, sausage & cheddar. Very trailer trash… very scrumptious! Served with potatoes & fruit.
The Gina LolloBrigida $8.75
Vinaigrette, fresh mozzarella, tomatoes, basil pesto, red onions, greens & balsamic reduction wrapped in a big tortilla.

Panini On Focaccia $9.00
Served with house potatoes & fruit. Pick a number
The Lindsey Lo “Ham”:
Ham, gorgonzola, spinach, tomato & red onion.
The Nicole Richie Turkey:
Fruit chutney spinach, red onion & apple slices.
The Paris Hilton:
Add French brie, $1.00
The Lisa Simpson:
Roasted vegetables, mozzarella, spinach, tomato & black olive pesto.
The Joey Buttafuco:
Provolone, marinated mushrooms & roasted red peppers.
The William Shakespeare:
Genoa salami, Dijon, red onion, mozzarella & spinach.
The Kevin Bacon:
Bacon, avocado, grilled onions, aioli, cheddar, spinach & tomatoes.
The Dagwood:
Ham, turkey, salami, roast beast, cheddar, tomato, red pepper, spinach onion & aioli. Have a Blondie for Dessert! $9.50
The Amy Tuna Fisher:
Curried tuna salad with celery, cheddar, mandarin oranges, red onions, tomatoes & spinach.
The Ben Kingsley:
Sexy roast beast, cheddar, horseradish cream, tomatoes, red onions, & greens.

The Reuben Stoddard $9.25
A big, fat, juicy, grilled turkey pastrami sandwich on marbled rye with sauerkraut, 1,000 island dressing, & swiss.
The Tonya Harding (“The Club”) $9.25
A triple decker that packs a wallop. Turkey, bacon, brie, pumpkin seed pesto, tomatoes, spinach & red onion on toasted sourdough.
The Sammy Davis Jewnoir $10.25
Lox, sun dried tomato pesto, brie, red onion & tomatoes broiled on a pumpernickel rustic roll.

Weekend Sides
Fresh Fruit Ensemble $3.50
Smoke Sausage $3.50
House Potatoes $3.00
Fruit Loops $3.00
No short order eggs… have you seen our kitchen?
Extra plate… Extra dollar

 

Copyright
© 2007 Bump & Grind Cafe, All Rights Reserved, 303-861-4841